What do you call a timely dinosaur?
He cuts holes in his pockets.
Just to let her know I was thinking of her.
Let's all just stick to inside jokes for now.
The guys that think they're on a double date
It's only holding me back.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
I said "Sir, this is 2020. You can use any printer you want".
But she had too many issues.
He makes gunpowder for a living.
So…Is it a freefall? I asked him. He said, It is, indeed. I said, Good, because I haven't got any money.
It's as good as my previous two Fibonacci sequence jokes put together!
You may think it's R But his first love be the C
Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and another one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
It comes with an Elon Musk.
Because they know divorce will be with them. Always.
… now get ready for Times New Ramen
The mother replies, "Well, your dad and I took a little seed. We made a hole on the ground and covered it with earth. We watered it and took care of it. After some time, a plant came out of the ground and started to grow leaves. After a while the plant had a sweet aromatic bud. We took the bud and smoked them and then we got so high that we fucked without a condom. And that's how you were born."
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But I'm still not 100% shore
Because they weren't paying him a good enough monthly celery.
"I want to open a fuckin' checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!" "I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
Haha, I made you smile.
If you can’t come let me know
Nuts and bolts
I will find you. I have contacts.