What do you call an angry nut?
Through the Dumbell door
"What’s your second wish, Rich?"
… because Dawn is tough on Greece.
The Sax is too good
Holding cows together
at the ol factory
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers
She’s still not talking to me.
"Dad where have you been?"
I’m not exactly sure, but their flag is a big plus.
A priest hooks a huge fish Helping him reel it in, a sailor says "Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!". "Hey, mind your language!" says the priest. Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father, but that's what this fish is called, it's a Fucker fish". Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church. "Look at this huge fucker" says the priest, spotting the bishop. "Language, please! this is God's house," replies the bishop. "No, no that's what this fish is called, "says the priest. "Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner". So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior. "Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?" he asks her. "My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked. "No, sister that's what the fish is called – a fucker", says the bishop. Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, "Wonderful, I'll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!" The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it. "Well, I caught the fucker!" says the priest. "And I cleaned the fucker!" says the bishop. "And I cooked the fucker!" says the mother superior. The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:" You know what?, You cunts are alright."
But he never laughs at any of them.
They are for-prophet organizations, after all.
"No, I only drink when someone else is paying."
Tell her a joke on Wednesday
I’d have to legally change my name.
I hope he knows he can hide but he can’t run
In hindsight, they shouldn’t have married that young.
Except sphere itself.
but since I stopped shaving this beard has been growing on me.
A priest has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital. He wakes up as he's being wheeled through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses. "Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest. "No," says one of the nurses. "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward".
Because they lactose
He got the axe after making a cutting remark about some dead wood.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
I think he has a reptile dysfunction.
His blood tested positive for Coke.
It goes back four seconds.
One asked the other “What type of music do you like?” The other replied “Well I’m a big metal fan”
and I don’t try to run mine.
Remains to be seen.
If it sinks it's a girl ant If it floats it's boy ant
Cause when you have it, you can't think straight.