What do you say when a Greek mythological bird wants to enter your room?
That makes him Postponed Malone.
It’s a total ripoff
You have a one-track mind.
Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.
Me: Of course. Holy shit, I had no idea we were that close.
It was our first midwife crisis.
finally it dawned on me.
Sir you are on a train
I said well yea, but people that sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
She's a nightmare
I arrived early at the restaurant last night. “Do you mind waiting for a bit?” The manager asked. “Not at all” I replied.
“Good, take these lasagnas to table 6” he said.
…that means no sex before marriage. But he doesn't care, he loves her. After a year of dating he decides its time to propose to her. So he heads to her father's house to ask for his blessing. "Hello, sir, I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand" A bit skeptical and looking to see if he really does love her, the father asks "And why is that?" The guy lets out a long drawn out sigh… "Well, its just that mine have gotten tired."
An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan. The egg turns to the sausage and says, "It's getting hot in here!", and the sausage replies "Wow! A talking egg!"
If you can’t come let me know
It would de-feet the whole porpoise…
I thought I locked the basement I don't know how she keeps getting down there
Talk about head over heels!
… but people in Abu Dhabi dooooooooo!!
However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.
Call it John Wick.
The blacksmith instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.” The apprentice did just as he was told. Now he’s the village blacksmith.
Needless to say, all the seats were already taken.
I said, "why are you crying? I'm the one that has to find a new girlfriend"
If only cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone.
Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op
So I put my foot down