What happens when someone interferes in the business of happy narcos
I said, "Sometimes I pull it down over my face and pretend it's a balaclava."
Which makes me an eighth theist.
But apparently back in the England it's the end of May.
When the girl gets older, and he stays the same age.
Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over. My 14yo daughter just dropped this one on us.
That's Hawaii roll…
The General replied "1956, ma'am." The woman, in disbelief, said "1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better." The woman and General went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour. Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the General and said "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956…" The General looked at her, confused, and replied "I sure hope not, it's only 2130 now."
Replace the t with an i.
I failed my fire safety course when I was asked what steps I would take in case there was an explosion.
“Really large ones” wasn’t an acceptable answer.
It will come back to me.
Their socialism is just too much
But the spoilers ruined it for me.
A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
I haven’t heard from him since.
A four-chin teller.
An English man and an Irish man are driving head-on, at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast
for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Englishman goes to the boot and fetches a 12-year-old bottle of whiskey. He hands the bottle to the Irish man, who exclaims,'' may the Irish and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Irish man then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Englishman, who replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here!''
He was, without a doubt, the worst mechanic in the history of Luftwaffe
Her father became mad and said "No butter for you" Later, the girl killed a honeybee, her father again became mad and said "No honey for you" The girl later killed a cockroach. Her father said "Nice try, this is Alabama" (Sorry, English is not my first language)
Because travelling through time petrifies them!
you get them VERY ANGRY
But I just can't see myself cleaning it
Now it is Times New Ramen
When it becomes apparent.
Its like I've never seen herbivore.