What I if told you
You read the title wrong
Trainer: It was one sit up. You did one sit up.
One’s very heavy and the other is a little lighter.
But no, it only made him more sluggish.
He’s a small medium at large
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
Because 6, 7 8…
It turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried to go the extra mile…
They're too possessive.
…does that make it an Edison?
I was shocked
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
I can still drink from the bottle.
we can use coughy filters
I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me. "I really need a new boat", I thought to myself.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
The parrot was cool, though. Originally an Anthony Jeselnik joke
When it's fully groan.
In both cases, you kind of just sit around waiting for shit to happen.