But I didn't see the point.
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!
Because he could not see that well.
Because they're full of anty bodies.
The Golf of Mexico
No one listened. But he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre
But then I realize I’m better than that.
By shear coincidence
Now, it makes all the cents in the world.
Because he has green thumbs
Because they have little anty bodies
Just two palms, no dates.
You'll get cured.
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It had an irrational fear of ping pong balls.
Because their "bi-winks".
He said, “This book is lit.”
So you care about the wall
In my defence, all the signs did say "Don't feed the animals"
Her: How expensive? Me: I dunno. Maybe $25,000. Her: You could buy a car for that! Me: That's a bit excessive — I don't think it needs its own car.
No offense, I just don't enjoy Nascar.
Shit. I meant to post this somewhere else.
Until I drove pasta
Apparently you are not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
My husband once bought me a dress two sizes too small to encourage me to lose weight so I could fit into it.
When he gave me the dress, he said that he was "looking forward to seeing you in it." So for his birthday, I bought him a coffin.
"I'm breathing underwater." I've never been prouder.
Because its iceolated
I'm going to quit cold turkey.
Because it's too cold out-Tide
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I almost fell in
There was a B
I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.