What is marriage really like?

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner… unannounced at 7:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

Wife: My hair and makeup aren’t done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I am still in my pyjamas and and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?

Husband: Because he is thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!