Whats the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to your devices and accesses your data, the other is a hardware standard.
Oh well, hindsight is 1
Bartender to the the Texan: That will be $5 Bartender to the Mexican: That will be $3 The Texan, upset, asks why the same beer cost less for the Mexican The Bartender replies, "Señor Discount"
Her: It’s Hume. Me: Sorry, whom is your favorite philosopher?
I just can't think of one atm
No One was shocked
Because he found his honey.
Worst french fries I've ever had.
Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 6 Step 10 Step 15 Step 19 Step 23 Step 35
We’re neighbors now.
He said, “Records are always a sound purchase.”
"Cock, a doodle do."
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity
A bus full of children
People from Dubai don't like The Flintstones but those in Abu Dhabi do.
They believe it is the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher
I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women
Isn't the whole point of marriage to have the same sex for the rest of your life?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
When it's full groan
The clitoris only tastes like piss for the first few seconds.
It was lit
It took them forever to get back up.
Remains to be seen
Alcohol IS a solution.
Please don't. She's out of town on business until Tuesday.
I guess we'll know when the time comes.
If it is, I don't get it