If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s buoyant.
If anyone says you have to work 365 days in 2020 in order to succeed, they don’t have your best interests in mind and is preaching toxic hustle culture
You need to work 366 days cause it’s a leap year
They said: 'Thank you.' I said: 'Don't mention it.'
They’re, there, their.
He felt his presents!
… just buy some stocks. Then you'll have a bit of company.
A tambarine! Thank you! Thank you very much!
The horse-pital Just kidding it gets shot
How do you ruin a joke?
He bent down to pet it, and screamed "it's fucking r/aww!"
To prove it was just as good as chicken!
I'm open to suggestion.
I’ve been reading ‘Lord Of The Rings’ and apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life…
Must be the same ring I put on when I got married…
Because there was gold in them/their hills.
This week? Just about anything.
Because it's noice.
I'm also 100% in prision.
To tell people he was a vegan.
I'm sorry, I'm just not
So I packed up my bags and right
This was due to the fact that one family was immune to the strain.
The suspension is killing me.