When the api returns the data as xml instead of json
You can’t see in the dark
“Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up”
Donald Trump and Barack Obama end up in the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. Trump was quick to stop him saying "No way buddy, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a damn whorehouse." The second barber turned to Obama and said "How about you?" Obama replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.
I just want to make myself clear.
I am unable to deal with the current situation..
You get another old lady to say “Bingo.”
What genius decided to call it Erectile Dysfunction and not Ballzheimer's?
They come with that Elon Musk.
All the fans left
I know, it was a stretch.
That was not a good sign.
All the indoor fins.
It's a vicious cycle…
He meant well.
The decision was a piece of cake.
So they can Scan da Navy in
That day, I was bamboozled.
Mom: Don't settle for this, you deserve better.. Me: But mom, I lov….. Mom: I was talking to her.
But smoking bacon will cure it.
None. They'll just beat the room for being black.