When the punchline becomes apparent!
It’s a dream job
A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.
I watch it online, because I can’t afford it.
Why bother? They won't come anyways.
And if you ask me, it’s about time.
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
He says, "uno, dos…" poof … He disappeared without a tres.
Bought a bing. Bought a boom.
One has a pause at the end of its clause and one has claws at the end of its paws.
Dad: "'Yes' or 'no'."
Hey Bob, do you shower after sex? Well, of course I do. Great, could you please get laid more often?
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It was really time consuming
One of them is left leaning, and the other one is right leaning.
"Because just after you were born, a rose petal landed on your head when we were leaving the hospital." "Is that also why my sister's name is 'Daisy'?" "Yes it is." "eherrnnanenhahenrnanehh" "Quiet, Brick"
Slaves are given food and housing.
I think I’m being stalked
But I knew I'd get no reaction.
But it just felt Forced.
It was about a week back.
I don't know, he ransomware
I told him that we would prefer if the baby kept its liver.
In the fact-ory.
I said its Narnia business
They are named Kay and Elle.
They'll kill your dog.