When the Ryzen 5 beats the Core i9
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent!
Am I only the only one who thinks this “meme” is BS? Like ywd she be a class.
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Did you know you can get paid for sleeping?
It’s a dream job
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.
For me, sex is like a game
I watch it online, because I can’t afford it.
What do you call a Dog with no legs?
Why bother? They won't come anyways.
I finally finished my book about clocks
And if you ask me, it’s about time.
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
He says, "uno, dos…" poof … He disappeared without a tres.
Went shopping for cherries and a microphone the other day.
Bought a bing. Bought a boom.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has a pause at the end of its clause and one has claws at the end of its paws.
Oral sex using telekinesis
Mind blowing
Dad: “Would you like anything to eat for dinner?” Son: “What are my choices?”
Dad: "'Yes' or 'no'."
Gotta make it buzzword friendly for the execs. We’re all worker pods anyways.
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Hey Bob, do you shower after sex
Hey Bob, do you shower after sex? Well, of course I do. Great, could you please get laid more often?
The first rule of Alzheimer’s Club is.
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I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was really time consuming
What’s the difference between the worst political party and my penis?
One of them is left leaning, and the other one is right leaning.
“Father, why is my name ‘Rose’?
"Because just after you were born, a rose petal landed on your head when we were leaving the hospital." "Is that also why my sister's name is 'Daisy'?" "Yes it is." "eherrnnanenhahenrnanehh" "Quiet, Brick"
An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery
Slaves are given food and housing.
Someone keeps sending me flowers with all the heads cut off
I think I’m being stalked
I was going to tell a joke about Noble gases,
But I knew I'd get no reaction.
I tried to think of a good Star Wars pun
But it just felt Forced.
Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue?
It was about a week back.
Where did the hacker go?
I don't know, he ransomware
The doc came in and let me know he was here to deliver our baby
I told him that we would prefer if the baby kept its liver.
Where is truth produced?
In the fact-ory.
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My dad asked me why there was a lion and a witch in the wardrobe?
I said its Narnia business
My friend Jay had twin daughters, and decided to name them after him.
They are named Kay and Elle.
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates.
They'll kill your dog.