When you finally get the CSS working correctly
But it's harder to deter gents. I'll let myself out.
I just know something terrible’s about to happen… I can feel it.
Everybody came, you should have seen her face!
The husband replies reassuringly "yes you are honey" — to which his wife embraces him comfortably …the husband continues on to say "the rest have been 8's, 9's, and even some 10's!" Edit: why was this marked as wholesome LOL
Because they stick. I came up with this one, I hope it's good cause it's my only achievement in life.
He was in De Nile
He brews it
Otherwise she wouldn’t untie me from the tracks.
Unfortunately she blew it
But I do like sitting down
When you replace the b with a d
you might even say the bacon is CRISPR
In a panic reflex I instantly changed to a random channel, the fishing channel. As my wife walks out again she says: "you should stay on the porn channel… you know how to fish."
1. 2. 3.
Cause he didn't want to be spotted!
He tractor down.
Me: No shit. I'm constipated.
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Nun: "Doctor, you can't be serious – I haven't had sex with a man even once in my entire life! I am saving myself for God!" Doc: "Sorry, but the tests show undoubtedly that you are pregnant…" Nun leaves the doctor in anger and bursts back into church shouting: "Ok, who in the name of the God HAD CUM ONTO THE CANDLES!!!"
Ba na na na
Me: That’s when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired. Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
"I've gotta know, does Viagra really work?" The pharmacist replied, "it sure does. In fact, I use it myself." "Good to know. Can you get it over the counter?" "Well, yes, if I take two of them."