Where are average things made?
It means a lot to them
I said, “Who is this guy?” Grandpa: This is my hip replacement.
I said I'd tell him later
Dad didn't look surprised when I told him.
Well, it's not 6, cause my basement is still dark
Because they’re always stuck at “C”.
But it’s growing on me.
You can only ran, 'cause it's past tents.
Unfortunately she blew it
Yes we arson
..but apparently all it does is change the colour of your baby.
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
They both are in the middle of water
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
The bartender say, “ we don’t serve food here”
Fuck you pear, you taste like shit
But when I do he laughs
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
Two ladies had been friends for decades. Every day they sat together on a bench in the park and chatted.
One day, one lady told the other, "This is terribly embarrassing, but I hope you understand. You know how it is to be old. I keep forgetting things. I have to tell you, my dear friend, that I simply can't remember your name. Could you please tell me your name again?" The other lady looked at her for a long time, and asked, "How soon do you need to know?"
An international school teacher asks a question: “What’s your own opinion on food scarcity in other countries?”
An African student responds: What’s food? A European student: What’s scarcity? An American student: What are "other countries"? A Chinese student: What’s "my own opinion"?
I said, "Do you come from a LAN down under?"
It's not hard
Some belonged to the priest’s congregation and the others belonged to the rabbi’s. The priest and rabbi left their clothes on the other side of the lake and didn't have time to retrieve them, so they got out of the lake hoping to make a run for it. The priest, running with his hands covering his genitals, looks over at the rabbi who was running with his hands covering his face. “Rabbi! What are you doing?” he asked. The rabbi replied, “In my community, they recognize me by my face!”