50 cent featuring Nickelback
She said, "That's a stupid name." I said, "Now you're gestating the Obvious."
Now normally I would say he’s all right. But actually he’s dead.
which sucked, because when they fired me, I still had to show up the next day.
nothing….. they were just hanging….
A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…" Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
It is a very rare dish order.
right where it hertz.
A receding hare line
Which is the one about being in a closet?
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.
Me: sipping toast Why?
Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.
…and sees two priests walking across the street. He staggers towards the two priests and stops in front of them. He turns to the first priest and proudly says, “I’m Jesus Christ!” The first priest shakes his head and replies, “No, son, you’re not.” He then turns to the second priest and says again, “I’m Jesus Christ!” Again, the second priest replies, “No, son, you’re not.” The drunk man finally says, “Follow me, I’ll prove it too you!” Curious, the two priests follow behind him as he walks back into the bar. Immediately upon entering, the bartender takes one look at the man and says, “Jesus Christ, you’re here again?!”
I was in solitaire confinement.
It was bad.
During a party, a doctor is telling a lawyer that he is sick of his friends asking him for free medical advice. The lawyer says, "just do what I do, and leave a bill in their mailbox." The doctor decides he'll give that a try and thanks his lawyer friend. When the doctor gets home, he has a bill in his mailbox from the lawyer.
I yelled back: Well why do you keep throwing them away? I got a very stern look.
For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, you idiot!”
…. it was a clear case of criminal in tent.
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