Who is the most questioned man in the world?
Mark.
This year, I gave up using spreadsheets for 40 days.
It is Excel Lent.
Why does every pothead want to be 5’8″ in height?
Then they literally 4'20"
Browsing an animal themed subreddit hopping for good vibs starterpack
Browsing an animal themed subreddit hopping for good vibs starterpack
In laughter the L comes first..
The rest of the letters come aughter it.
When is the best time to commit suicide?
Ate a glock in the morning.
What are Mexican proteins made of?
Amigo acids
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
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Why is the letter “C” afraid of the rest of the alphabet?
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
During my prostate exam, my doctor told me it’s perfectly normal to become aroused and even ejaculate.
That being said, I still wish he hadn’t.
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to rent a space together to park our cars.
We have….a lot in common.
How does the KKK brew Whiskey?
In a Cracker Barrel.
TIL: Children are born with four kidneys.
When they get older, two of them become adult knees.
A girl walks into a gun store and falls onto a weapon rack.
The gunstore owner says: She just fell into my arms
The Norwegian navy has started putting bar codes on their ships…
So they can scan da navy in…
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
The fifth one was dead sirius.
She couldn’t stay away from her granddaughter anymore. This was her solution.
https://ift.tt/2XXVpnO
How do you turn a three dimensional printer into a four dimensional printer?
Just give it time.
When God closes a door, He opens a window.
My point is, this church needs a better fire evacuation system.
What do you call 5 fish cut in half?
Tuna half.
What do you call pasta with a cold?
Macaroni and sneeze Was told to me by my 3 year old
Going into my son’s room is the same as going to Ikea
You go in just to see what's new and come out with 10 plates 3 cups and a pair of socks.
I keep a record of how much toffee I eat.
It’s my Heath Ledger.
What’s one vegetable you should NEVER bring on a boat?
LEEKS. (my 10yo told me this – he said he thought it up himself.)
I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels
She didn't know I existed
Gay jokes aren’t funny
Cum on guys