Shop owner: Sure. Where is it? Man: I have no idea.
A condescending con descending.
No it doesn’t.
They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools
There would be mass confusion.
Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.
Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken
Blue and Yellow combined
19 and easy to spread
An American man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man are standing on the sidewalk, trying to watch a street performer juggle bowling pins.
The juggler notices they're having a bit of trouble, so he stands on a large wooden box and says to them, "Can you see me now?" They answer one at a time: "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja."
Looking at it now, I see why.
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
… be ready to deal with the re-percussions.
It was an ether/oar situation.
She must have called in thick
You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence
My parents said that if I wanted to go travelling then I’d have to save up. So I’ve been saving up for three years now.
Still can't afford a train ticket.
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls.
There isn't a home page
Outlaws are wanted.
I don’t have 2020 vision for gods sakes quit asking me
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .
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She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.
A friend you can count on!