Why are there holes in your sheets?
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I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
It really makes my day.
Pun in, ten dead.
The dad said," They are made at a mint with a press". Then the child responded," That makes cents".
Her: Can you look upstairs? Me: I can't look up anything
It may sound far-fetched but it’s true. I watched it all unfold.
I think she’s in love with me.
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.” "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass… “This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.” "Correct." A third glass… "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly. The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."
They are just USB sticks And when you exhale, you get cloud storage.
I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
Two days later, he gets a call from the lab. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your wife's test results were mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease. Man: So what am I supposed to do now? Doctor: Take her for long walk and leave her. If she finds her way back home, don't open the door.
A synonym roll
I can Nazi
According to Beijing, it's as calm as a June Summer's day in Tiananmen Square.
Because to construct them, you need to install windows
I’m clean now.
too bad it was a waist of time.
But then I look back on the post that I have saved from a year ago that says otherwise.
"Take your brother to see a movie for his birthday. Keep him out until 2:00 while your father and I set up his surprise party." That was the day I realized my brother was the favourite twin.
But today, I ran over 5 miles
whether they like it or not.
A duck that didnt duck
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes
He felt his presents!
Dad: That’s sound advice.
Stop school shootings
Man: I’m .. Officer: Go on. Man: I think… Officer: Yes? Man: Can I please finish my sentence? Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
I feel sublime!
Even the cake was in tiers!
I’m a faux pas.
Neither, they're both stuck up cunts.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
That's Crossing the Border
Left the brownies in the oven for too long
You can only ran, because it's past tents
99% of people were annoyed when their tent fell down.
I think he has a reptile dysfunction.