Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
She drinks straight from the bottle
The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
I hope you're happy now.
ME: I can’t afford that PIZZA GUY: Well you’ll have to pay some other way. ME: [takes out wallet] Wait I forgot I had 30 dollars. PORN DIRECTOR: Cut! The fuck are you doing?
Quacks in the pavement.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.
While it's true, that's how I lost my job as a surgeon.
Now I'm feeling a little down.
Something terrible’s about to happen… I can feel it…
but I saw right through it.
It was obvious that she thought her cat could understand her. I came to my house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.
Or are they getting pressured into it?
I said selling fruit and vegetables is grocer
But theres too many drawbacks Edit: Heckin thanks for the platinum!!!
Me: That's unclear.
(The punchline was removed from the universe)
A retail store.
"It's a long story"
In order to spell Panda, all you need is p and a.
So I packed up my stuff and right
I gotta hand it to him.
Bartender: "Wow, that's a hefty order." Guy: "Yeah, I just got terrible news that my brother has turned gay…" Bartender gives the guy his 3 shots and leaves him alone. -Next day- The same guy enters the bar and again, orders the same drinks. Bartender: "Still not over your brother?" Guy: "No, even more bad news. I just found out that my father is now gay…" Bartender looks shocked, but then just gives the man his drinks and leaves him alone. -Next Day- Again, the same guy enters the bar and orders his 3 shots. Bartender: "More bad news I assume?" Guy: "Yep, uncle this time…" Bartender shakes his head and gives the man his drinks. -Next Day- Same guy, same drink order. This time the bartender throws up his hands in disbelief! Bartender: "DOES ANYBODY IN YOUR FAMILY LIKE WOMEN?" Guy: "Yep….My Wife"
I was in solitaire confinement.
The length of the pause.
By shear coincidence
they're always folding. I'll see myself out. lol
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
Chicken, vegetable, and beef. You’ll be a bouillonaire in no time.