Why do pirates love this subreddit?

German Sausages are literally the wurst.

In the name of the rind the vine and the holy milk

Justice is best served cold

Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.

True diagram of Code Progression

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Tried drawing my girl who passed away, will not try drawing again. Sure do miss her though

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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting with St. Peter at the pearly gates when all of a sudden she hears the most bloodcurdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more loud and dreadful screams "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there," says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that. Edit : I got a gold for a joke that I repost every month. Thanks person, hope you had a chuckle.

Unreasonable Caption

On Endor, how does a gentleman end a fight?

Ewocs away

I wrote an apology in morse code

I call it the remorse code

that moment -. –

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Everything bad

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I tried very hard

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Dr pill

What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons?

José and Hose B

I shared the Chug the calf video with my mom because I thought it was cute and funny. My mom’s response caught me off guard.

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I found an alien masturbating in my freezer last night. I asked him what on earth he was doing in there.

He said, “I cum in peas.”

send me back

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Who wants to learn about Roman numerals? I for one.

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Why would you put the commenter even in the picture

I, too, will come back from college with a glorious beard and ‘stache

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Ass crack

The projector in chief

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Creativity at its finest

THIS IS A SAVAGE JOKE

Gen Z = 0 work ethic

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Phillippe Phillop.

I was feeling lonely so I bought some shares

It's nice to have some company

The price of freedom vs tyranny

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My girlfriend used to be a hoe but she got fat

Now she's a shovel

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

My Irish friend went to a costume party carrying a women on his back. I asked what he was and he said he was a turtle. I asked “so who is she?”

He replied, "This is Michelle!"

My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.

Damn near poked my eye out.

Maybe sad and funny.

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A saw two men wearing matching outfits. So I asked them if they were gay.

They arrested me.

I couldn’t believe I got to use this

Wife-Can you be serious for a minute? Me-*grins* Ok and you be Shirley Wife-I'm serious! Me-Shirley you can't be Serious, I'm Serious This actually happened. 🙂

IM QUAKING OVER THIS FUNNY LEMON 😂😂😂😂

If you’re here for the yodeling lesson

please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

Remember to not skip testing!

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A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. "Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully." Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Who really shot Kennedy?" God replies, "Lee Harvey Oswald shot him from sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository. There were no accomplices. He acted alone" The conspiracy theorist pauses, thinks to himself, then says "Shit! This goes higher up than I thought…"