Why is 69 afraid of 70?
I told him to stop discriminating against other cultures.
May he 'erect a penis'.
Hot and wet and hot and miserable.
Without looking really dumb.
Because Thats The Only Way He Can Hear Me
It's a very nice step ladder, but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.
Well the flag is a big plus
It was called Diffi cult.
why do rice krispies snap, crackle and pop?
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So he can fit in the spaceship
It was about a week back.
But you do need one to go skydiving twice
Even the cake was in tiers!
A hockey player showers after three periods.
Except the movie Up. He’s never gonna give you Up.
I'm not joking, but he is.
New Jersey, I'm in New Jersey
I take that as a compliment.
A millenial falcon
A man swings his club and fails to hit the ball. Man: God damnit, I missed. A nun shakes her head in disapproval. The man swings again and misses yet again Man: Damnit, I missed again! Nun: Sir, if you keep on swearing like that, you're gonna go to hell. The man then laughs and dismisses the nun's comment. He makes one more attempt at hitting the ball, but to no avail. Man: God fucking damnit! The sky then goes dark, a lightning bolt strikes the nun, and you can hear a thundery voice say, "God damnit, I missed."
So basically you know when ur high you feel funny and stuff. Yeah so when the universe was made it made humans like this feeling high all the time and then the humans eventually made a amichane to stabilize the damasion and only had two people of the race left because all the others killed them self eventually and so Adam and Eve are the unstable humans and after zapinf them selfs with the beam they came to the niw stabaliEd timension and reset the world by.accident and. The material to make the machine was smooked weed and so when you smoke weed or stuff and get high you accidentally go to a realm in-between both stabaliEd and unstabaluzwd dimasion and so you feel high because euyr In 3 and 1. (stabaliEd version dimasion) and you are feeling millions of years of knowledge and memories so it’s too much for your head and you get high she to loss of blood in the head. Freaking world out there people. Love you all goodnight . Garfield oh shit he is behind me aahhh gnandrgfiwld orange cat aaa. Om nom nom. mmmm -garfield (last oart). ……..(bye/night)