Why is their cartoon style all the same?!
Meme.. Love doesn’t expire
I thought yall would like it lol
Fart joke har har
Ah shit, here we go again.
A [wholesome] boomer xmas comic
There are reasons
What do astronauts do when they’re sorry?
Makes your PS3 his bitch.
Why are so many people tired on April 1st?
they just finished a 31 day March.
It takes a big man to admit his mistakes
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
Damn girl are you a redditor?
Cause you just keep repeating the same shit
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many side glances from her, he said, "Its golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. After several minutes, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Tell this to the jock
Don’t forget to break your loops
Too much of this going around
Always remember to remove your debug statements
Feel bad for the people around him
No sneaking allowed!
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.
She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them. Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure they just continued to watch her. After a couple of weeks the wife asked, “Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?” He hadn’t and said so. Then she said, “Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.” Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. “Well, is she selling drugs?” she asked excitedly.” “No, she’s not.” he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have. “Well, what is it, then?” his wife fairly shrieked. The man grinned and said. “Her name is Sally and she’s selling batteries.” “Batteries?” cried the wife. “Yes,” he replied. “Sally sells C cells by the Seashore.”
Our bone spurious potus didn’t give a tinker’s blink
They’re becoming self aware
My wallet is like an onion
When I open it, it makes me cry.
How many wishes Genie?
Ah, the good ol’ days
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
it's a naan stick pan
I want YOU to come join our new Discord server! wcgw
I don’t enjoy thinking about it, especially on a large scale.
me being an idiot
When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.
All the slides were just pictures of me.
[NSFW] My office had an OSHA violation
It's Not Safe For Work
Give ‘em the punchline first!
How do you tell a good joke about time travel?
devout believer in trickle down
It’s only acid!
“It’s not my fault” face
Passed out in the window
I just couldn’t help myself.
Best Impeachment Rally Sign
HAHA, children don’t matter
A young adventurer guy is trekking through the deepest, darkest amazon jungle
When out of nowhere, he suddenly finds himself surrounded by 30 of the most fierce-looking tribesmen, all with long spears, bows and arrows, as what looks like the chief walks right up to him. The guy looks at his situation…and he cries out, "Oh god I'm so fucked!" Just then, the clouds above opened, and a bright light shined down upon him..and he heard a great, thunderous, but calm voice, and he said, "No, my son..you are NOT fucked. Pick up the large rock at your feet, and strike the man in front of you with all your might". The young man doesn't hesitate. He reaches down, picks up the rock, draws back and hits the chief right in the head. The chief just falls backwards, dead. Plop. The tribesmen all look at the chief, and then look at the young man, with a total look of stunned disbelief. Then the voice from above speaks again.."NOW you're fucked".
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Where do suicide bombers go when they die?
Technically it is.
So. He. Could. Have. A. Photo. Op…..
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
Me- “You gave me one too many” Shopkeeper- “that one is a freebie”
I finally found out what causes random out of place boners
Share this on your facebook site shiela LOL
hoffman would b proud
Picky eater results in epic dad joke from my daughter…
My middle child, who loves rice, declined the yellow rice we offered him because apparently he only likes one type of rice. Without missing a beat my daughter (11 y/o) exclaimed, "stop being rice-ist." My job is done, clearly there is no more I can teach her.
If media published Trump’s speeches as he talks!
Ah yes I love NaCHO3s
Literally bigbrain meme
My deaf girlfriend just told me “I think we need to talk.”
That’s not a good sign.
Boomer you are OK, you are OK Boomer
What do English teachers do on Reddit?
Not sure this belongs here, but my uncle shared this, who is a boomer.
Bet ya don’t know this
So close yet so far
Bullying sucks..(No; for real, it sucks!)
so true Barbara !!!
Why are there two “d”s in reddit?
The second ones is a repost like this joke
The Emperor has no mask