He spoke very highly off it.
Girl: Stop flirting with me on the walkie talkies, someone’s gonna hear us. Over.
But most have 4
So we can die in peace.
I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin…
One gent stops to discuss the matter: “See here, Sister- it’s really not fair for you to stand there and scold people on a subject on which you yourself have no experience. I mean- have you ever even tried alcohol? Even once?” “Most certainly not!” the nun says, blushing. “Well listen- wouldn’t it make a little sense if you at least tried some before you knocked it?” The nun thinks about it, then says- “Perhaps you’re right.” “Okay! Now we’re talking! What would you like to try?” “I’ve heard something about a… Fuzzy Navel with a twist of lemon.” “Comin’ right up, Sister!” The guy walks in and orders a Fuzzy Navel with a twist of lemon. The bartender goes- “A Fuzzy Navel with a twist of le— IS THAT NUN OUT THERE AGAIN?!?”
Let’s meet up and share a joint.
You will have the rest of your life to try and fix it.
That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Thankfully, turns out it's in my blood. I come from a long line of Fathers.
I don’t remember the rest.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.
Because Recycling old shit is what Redditors do best . P.S.A – Do recycle ♻
He goes to the urinal as another man enters and starts using the urinal next to him. The other man looks over at him and asks, "Are you a Jew?" "Why yes, I am," he replied. "Are you circumcised?" The second man asked. A bit put off, the first man answered warily. "A strange question… but yes.. I am circumcised…" "Did you grow up in New York?" The second man asked. "Well, yes! I did. How did you know?" "Did you study under Rabbi Korinski?" "I did! How do you know so much about me?" "He cuts at an angle and you're pissing on my shoe."
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And lesbians should not scissor with the runs
Look for fresh prints.
Pun in, ten dead.
Ive got some big shoes to fill.
I said maybe
She still isn't talking to me.
One goldfish looks at the other and says: "Hey man, how the hell do you drive this thing?"
I always respond with "ugh"
I’ve got to say I’m disappointed to see so many of you here
Because they inquire.