When the punchline become apparent.
Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed? I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.
She said I wasn't any good in bed. She was shocked when they all disagreed with her!
The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry but you only booked one table…”
Exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.
I will down vote myself on the way out….
The corners. They’re 90 degrees.
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
He was being mean
and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.
Because they’re really good at it
…but backwards, it’s even more stupid…
You can only stare at them for a few seconds . But if you put sunglasses on, you can stare at them all you want.
It got stuck in a crack
It's okay, the teacher woke him up!
I called the doctor “My wife is going into labor! What should I do?” “Is this her first child?” he asked.
"No, this is her husband."
None. They only talk about change.
I asked my 18 siblings and they don’t know either.
Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.
Ever since, all I can think about is how to win her back.
the punchline is too long