Damn things bounce all over the place
In case she needed to draw blood.
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door
Because they don't have the right koalafications
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." Edit: I think it's bad that I'm more excited watching this get ups that I was about the whole of Christmas
Because he's afraid to go into the krypt tonite!
This joke has me dead.
Yep, he went down in History
Anyone can mash potatoes.
…so in the morning I can find out how long I slept.
It's when you ask the Devil to get the priest out of your little boy
I expect that'll come back to bite me.
I’m not joking, but he is.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple 😀
So I bought her a candle…
She said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10" I still don't understand why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton
and lowers it
They say the business is toast.
It was the wurst käse scenario.
Put a little boogie in it!
I don't know how to feel about it
I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I’m mature, I’m moral, I’m pure, I’m polite and I’m perfect! Then she added that I also…
…had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces…
Because it was soda pressing
One turns to other and says "Its awfully quiet on deck tonight." Other recruit says "Everyone must be watching the band." "There is no band on this ship." "No, I definitely heard the captain say a band on ship."
Because 2022 is 2020 too